Things I don't Understand (in no particular order)

Riding the train every day, I see and hear things that make me wish 1.) that I could take my phone out and snap a photo right. at. that. second; and/or 2.) that someone else was there to observe many of the following.
Some of the other things that I list are merely things that I have tried and decided that they are not good but are instead, very evil.  See boyfriend jeans & ponchos 

Toe socks

Twilight (& the appeal of either one of its male leads)

Hair feathers

Airbrushed anything

The Bachelor

Cropped shirts

Boyfriend jeans - are they tight enough? Baggy in the right places? I give up.  Too much thought goes into purchasing a pair of bf jeans.

Navajo Print - is that PC? Native American print??

Adults wearing sock monkey stocking caps

tennis shoes and pantyhose - that's what flats are for, designing women

Harry Potter

why everything that I see at Urban Outfitters (right now, at least) looks like Goodwill in my hometown, 13 years ago; UO - please go back to being fun!

gastronomy*

white sweat pants - also add to this category any sweat pants that have a word across the behind

ponchos - unless you are a gaucho; for that matter, add gaucho pants to this list; I don't have a horse and ponchos make me look fat and/or pregnant.  I cannot justify the purchase of what looks like an afghan with a hole in the middle.  In fact, I've tried one of those, too.  It just doesn't work!

Ed Hardy &/or Affliction - full disclosure: I only recently learned about Affliction.  It is equally as bad as Ed Hardy.  Another disclosure: I don't think I know anyone who wears either brand.

*Note:  I have tried to understand this to no avail & with a great deal of heartburn.