Being married is fun. You know what is just as fun as being married? Being right. Generally, attorneys prefer to be right. I consider myself in the happy-medium group -- who like to be right only 95% of the time. It's just my personality.
I have a bad habit of eating chocolate chips after dinner. Every night. I don't eat many but I feel as if it is my reward for working all day. I don't snack at work and most of the time I work until 6 or later. I deserve chocolate chips!!! So this evening, my husband looks at me as I reach for the Oxo container with my beloved chocolate chips. Rewind to yesterday for a moment when during a visit to the Dr. she asked if I had ever had my cholesterol checked. My reply: I hate needles, of course not. After a brief PSA re: anyone over 25 who hasn't had it checked . . . etc. . . . I agreed to come back in a few months (probably around the same time that I agree to have a tetanus shot -- the 32nd of never).
Back to my chocolate chips, he looks at me and says, "You should really watch it. Those have cholesterol in them." I, already knowing that I was right, said, "You are WRONG." I pulled the package out of the cabinet and what do you know? There are 0 milligrams of cholesterol in chocolate chips. I proceeded to eat an extra handful just to spite him :). Then, he said that my butt was better than Kim Kardashian's . . .
Put in context, I don't think that's a compliment.
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